22 February 2023
Yesterday evening I realised that I was having constipation problem and I bought a mild laxative from the local supermarket.
By this morning I was in real trouble. I felt a desperate need to shit, but nothing would come out. In addition to this I couldn’t wee. I asked Greg to go to the pharmacy and buy a more powerful laxative. He brought back suppositories and and a powerful laxative. I greedily consumed two laxative tablets and then proceeded to use the suppository.
I pushed the device up my rectum and waited. I’m back on the loo and about to get up without any movement and I notice the suppository on the floor. It must have popped out of my arse as I rose from the toilet. I tried again pushing a bit further up inside me. Half-hour later as I again rose from the seat without having achieved anything I found the bloody suppository in my underpants. The bastard had slipped out again.
I tried again working harder to insert the horrible thing. Another failure. This time it popped out as I sat down on the toilet. I became determined to make this work and took another suppository and pushed it a whole finger length up inside. Very uncomfortable, but it least it worked and I began to achieve a little bit of respite with something eventually coming out of me about 1 hour later.
As the afternoon wore on I slowly began to increase the movement of my bowels, but it was not until 2 am when I actually had a proper shit.
Since then things have only got better in this area of my life.